Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to say "cutie" and "hun" at the same time "I love you too, cunt"

Tries to say

60 seconds until the ball drops Perfect time to use the bathroom

60 seconds until the ball drops Perfect time to use the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't hear the person talking and laughs it off they asked a question

Can't hear the person talking and laughs it off they asked a question    Socially Awkward Penguin

Has problems talking to women Creates Facebook

Has problems talking to women Creates Facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

types in wrong URL apologizes to the screen

types in wrong URL apologizes to the screen  Socially Awkward Penguin

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

make eye contact with a female imagine rest of life together

make eye contact with a female imagine rest of life together  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl you like comes online plan what to say until she goes offline

Girl you like comes online plan what to say until she goes offline  Socially Awkward Penguin

receives text from crush x minutes after you sent yours reply back in x minutes to show you're not desperate

receives text from crush x minutes after you sent yours reply back in x minutes to show you're not desperate  Socially Awkward Penguin

Explains entire raid on vent Forgets to press push-to-talk

Explains entire raid on vent Forgets to press push-to-talk  Socially Awkward Penguin
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