Socially Awkward Penguin

girl extends her cheek for a kiss hello bash her skull with your forehead. no mouth to cheek contact made

girl extends her cheek for a kiss hello bash her skull with your forehead. no mouth to cheek contact made  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you know at the supermarket avoid eye contact at all costs

See someone you know at the supermarket avoid eye contact at all costs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a call from someone cool Sound like you've never talked to a human before

Get a call from someone cool Sound like you've never talked to a human before  Socially Awkward Penguin

office hours? lol

office hours? lol  Socially Awkward Penguin

at job interview asthma attack

at job interview asthma attack  Socially Awkward Penguin

Your sister is really pretty I'm sure she's not as smart as you

Your sister is really pretty I'm sure she's not as smart as you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Feel numerous phone vibrations in my pocket, think I'm popular Nope, just Mum 'liking' all my holiday photos

Feel numerous phone vibrations in my pocket, think I'm popular Nope, just Mum 'liking' all my holiday photos  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Are you comfortable?" No I am not from Norfolk. But I go to Virginia Wesleyan.

First ever date at 19 mentions the weather a dozen times

First ever date at 19 mentions the weather a dozen times  Socially Awkward Penguin

feels an itch on his knee accidentally scratches person sitting next to him

feels an itch on his knee accidentally scratches person sitting next to him  Socially Awkward Penguin
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