Socially Awkward Penguin

Visiting relatives for Thanksgiving Sit downstairs and watch Arrested Development

Visiting relatives for Thanksgiving Sit downstairs and watch Arrested Development   Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds something funny to post 'I'd better not, probably a repost'

Finds something funny to post 'I'd better not, probably a repost'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Almost ran a red light feel guilty for a week

Almost ran a red light feel guilty for a week  Socially Awkward Penguin

See a long run-on facebook update with no periods run out of brain-breath reading it

See a long run-on facebook update with no periods run out of brain-breath reading it  Socially Awkward Penguin

GOES IN FOR HANDSHAKE WRONG HAND

GOES IN FOR HANDSHAKE WRONG HAND  Socially Awkward Penguin

WAITRESS SAYS "ENJOY YOUR MEAL" YOU TOO

WAITRESS SAYS

someone tells joke laughs so hard you need inhaler

someone tells joke laughs so hard you need inhaler  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets in fender bender with a cute girl All planned to get her number

Gets in fender bender with a cute girl All planned to get her number  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempts to help elderly at the grocery store "Help, He's stealing my cart"

Attempts to help elderly at the grocery store

Didnt have sex on wedding night Wife tells me 5 years later that we actually did have sex, but I was so drunk and it was so shitty we might as well not have

Didnt have sex on wedding night   Wife tells me 5 years later that we actually did have sex, but I was so drunk and it was so shitty we might as well not have  Socially Awkward Penguin
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