Socially Awkward Penguin

Has 5 sec eyecontact with girl Boner

Has 5 sec eyecontact with girl Boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to use bathroom at friends house "do you know where I can powder my face?"

Has to use bathroom at friends house

Sees you're about to pass him Panics and Speeds up to fit in

Sees you're about to pass him   Panics and Speeds up to fit in  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes alone to try out new movie theater cuddle friendly theater

goes alone to try out new movie theater cuddle friendly theater  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joined by stranger on the train face foward, no sudden movements

Joined by stranger on the train face foward, no sudden movements  Socially Awkward Penguin

Brought home the cutest girl from the bar tonight but she was a little trashed and passed out on my couch Goes to bed and leaves creepy scrawled note, 2 random pills, weed, glass of water, and a strict reminder of a date she agreed to whilst semi consciou

Brought home the cutest girl from the bar tonight but she was a little trashed and passed out on my couch Goes to bed and leaves creepy scrawled note, 2 random pills, weed, glass of water, and a strict reminder of a date she agreed to whilst semi consciou  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hookup with someone at work on Friday Take the stairs all day monday

Hookup with someone at work on Friday Take the stairs all day monday  Socially Awkward Penguin

use other family's toliet clean pubes off seat

use other family's toliet clean pubes off seat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realized I'm walking the wrong direction stop and pull out cell phone and pretend to look at it before turning around

Realized I'm walking the wrong direction stop and pull out cell phone and pretend to look at it before turning around  Socially Awkward Penguin

GO ON SAP DON'T KNOW WHAT SAP STANDS FOR

GO ON SAP DON'T KNOW WHAT SAP STANDS FOR  Socially Awkward Penguin
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