Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking up stairs girl's ass in your face

Walking up stairs girl's ass in your face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pressed wrong floor on elevator get off and pretend it was the right floor

Pressed wrong floor on elevator get off and pretend it was the right floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into Jewish Bakery "How much does the challah cost?"

Walks into Jewish Bakery

gets full body pat down by TSA woman don't get a boner don't get a boner

gets full body pat down by TSA woman don't get a boner
don't get a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to reddit meetup only one without smartphone

Goes to reddit meetup only one without smartphone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Keep finding friends shit in toilet Flush it for him

Keep finding friends shit in toilet Flush it for him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Random person asks if I went to his high school Accidentally say yes and play along for ten-minute conversation

Random person asks if I went to his high school Accidentally say yes and play along for ten-minute conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

   Socially Awkward Penguin

checking reddit in a public library scared someone might notice and talk to me

checking reddit in a public library scared someone might notice and talk to me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dies gets job offer

Dies gets job offer  Socially Awkward Penguin
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