Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives a text message wait 5 minutes to reply to look busy

Receives a text message wait 5 minutes to reply to look busy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Date says, as we are walking: "I'm kind of cold tonight. I'm not normally cold, but tonight I am." respond: "Yeah, I'm cold too..."

Date says, as we are walking:

Cute girl in front of you holds the door open apologize

Cute girl in front of you holds the door open apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets into car to go home realizes it's the wrong car and backs out slowly

Gets into car to go home realizes it's the wrong car and backs out slowly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby  Socially Awkward Penguin

"you look just like your mother" "I'm adopted"

move your things off a seat to let someone sit down they don't sit down

move your things off a seat to let someone sit down they don't sit down   Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED

Waitress miss hears your order. FATE ACCEPTED  Socially Awkward Penguin

running with backpack on to catch a bus see people - quickly switch to walking

running with backpack on to catch a bus see people - quickly switch to walking  Socially Awkward Penguin
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