Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute coworker walks into my office while I'm scratching my crotch Immediately switch to picking my nose as though I thought it was less awkward

Cute coworker walks into my office while I'm scratching my crotch Immediately switch to picking my nose as though I thought it was less awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to mow the lawn, notices the neighbors enjoying a family backyard barbeque cuts front and side yards, waits nervously until barbeque ends to cut the backyard

Needs to mow the lawn, notices the neighbors enjoying a family backyard barbeque cuts front and side yards, waits nervously until barbeque ends to cut the backyard  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fills up cup at soft drink machine "thank you"

Fills up cup at soft drink machine

Too "white" for my black friends too "black" for my white friends

Too

Been to the front page Same number of times I've had a girlfriend

Been to the front page Same number of times I've had a girlfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute Girl at work says "All men are arrogant about being good in bed" "I suck in bed."

cute Girl at work says

During class: don't get a boner, don't get a boner during sex: please get a boner, please get a boner

During class: don't get a boner, don't get a boner during sex: please get a boner, please get a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Host says make yourself at home takes off socks

Host says make yourself at home takes off socks  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How's the food tasting?" Nods while trying to swallow

Try to fart silently shit yourself

Try to fart silently shit yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin
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