Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy your meal sir." "You too."

goes to bathroom with grey sweats and dribbles on self "Its just from washing my hands"

goes to bathroom with grey sweats and dribbles on self

throw NYE party just me and my wife

throw NYE party just me and my wife  Socially Awkward Penguin

rehearse small talk still stumble over lines

rehearse small talk still stumble over lines  Socially Awkward Penguin

"oh god why" rage comic called "life"

step out of way for stranger stranger steps the same way

step out of way for stranger stranger steps the same way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looking at facebok pictures notices they're online and immediately close browser

Looking at facebok pictures notices they're online and immediately close browser  Socially Awkward Penguin

Itchy anus on first date fake cellphone call. death in the family. have to go immediately

Itchy anus on first date fake cellphone call. death in the family. have to go immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'ma Peguin Moo Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

I'ma Peguin Moo Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Socially Awkward Penguin

Homeless person rants nonsensically at you Save the social interaction

Homeless person rants nonsensically at you Save the social interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin
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