Socially Awkward Penguin

have sex with ex, she says she missed you so much she is probably just saying that because she's horny :-(

have sex with ex, she says she missed you so much she is probably just saying that because she's horny :-(  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to fit in ends up sticking out like a sore thumb

tries to fit in ends up sticking out like a sore thumb  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make wedding toast jokes No one laughs

Make wedding toast jokes No one laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

see neighbor outside lock doors close windows

see neighbor outside lock doors close windows  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger enters apartment with you Take the stairs instead

Stranger enters apartment with you Take the stairs instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

WORKS A WEEK ON HIS COSTUME No one recognizes him

WORKS A WEEK ON HIS COSTUME No one recognizes him  Socially Awkward Penguin

joins IRC channel never says a word

joins IRC channel never says a word  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stars in critically acclaimed thriller Refuses top billing to avoid marketing obligations

Stars in critically acclaimed thriller Refuses top billing to avoid marketing obligations  Socially Awkward Penguin

guy enters the stall next to you while you're pooping and begins to masturbate don't make a sound until he's done

guy enters the stall next to you while you're pooping and begins to masturbate don't make a sound until he's done  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees couple dressed up as April O'Neil and Shreeder with custom TMNT van "Hey guys, is this your car?"

Sees couple dressed up as April O'Neil and Shreeder with custom TMNT van
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