Socially Awkward Penguin

overhears conversation about yourself pretends not to hear it

overhears conversation about yourself pretends not to hear it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Group birthday card for coworker o god what do i write??? ... Happy Birthday! -SAP

Group birthday card for coworker o god what do i write???
...
Happy Birthday!
-SAP  Socially Awkward Penguin

So you go and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home and you cry and you want to die

So you go and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home and you cry and you want to die  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get food from drive-thru sit alone in car in parking lot and eat

Get food from drive-thru sit alone in car in parking lot and eat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friendly local shopkeeper learns your name shop somewhere else

Friendly local shopkeeper learns your name shop somewhere else  Socially Awkward Penguin

I tell a friend I'll call them at four. 4:00 "Better wait 5 minutes so I dont seem weird."

I tell a friend I'll call them at four. 4:00

THROWS ICE CUBE FOR THE DOG HITS DATE IN THE FACE

THROWS ICE CUBE FOR THE DOG HITS DATE IN THE FACE   Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone lying 2 feet away rings Waits 3 rings before answering as to not appear too anxious

Phone lying 2 feet away rings  Waits 3 rings before answering as to not appear too anxious   Socially Awkward Penguin

After talking to a blind kid "See you later"

After talking to a blind kid

Tells customer to have a nice evening At 10AM

Tells customer to have a nice evening  At 10AM  Socially Awkward Penguin
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