Socially Awkward Penguin

Therapist: Tell me the biggest thing you accomplished this week. Me: I made it to the front page of reddit! Therapist: What's reddit? Me: The thing preventing me from accomplishing anything else.

Therapist: Tell me the biggest thing you accomplished this week.
Me: I made it to the front page of reddit! Therapist: What's reddit?
Me: The thing preventing me from accomplishing anything else.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fourth time introduced to someone "Nice to meet you"

Fourth time introduced to someone

Creates fake scenarios in head all the time Has never actually had an argument with a religious person

Creates fake scenarios in head all the time Has never actually had an argument with a religious person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Already greeted coworker once raise eyebrows everytime you see them

Already greeted coworker once raise eyebrows everytime you see them   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy your food!" "Thanks you too..."

Sees random hot girl on elevator, remembers her floor # Next time on elevator, presses her floor's button without asking. silence.

Sees random hot girl on elevator, remembers her floor # Next time on elevator, presses her floor's button without asking. silence.  Socially Awkward Penguin

20 million users only 3000 contribute

20 million users only 3000 contribute  Socially Awkward Penguin

Self checkout closed Puts condoms back

Self checkout closed Puts condoms back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reading Huckle Berry Fin in class Has to say "Nigger"

Reading Huckle Berry Fin in class Has to say

UPS Guy rings doorbell, leaves a package. Wait until he's gone to open the door to get it.

UPS Guy rings doorbell, leaves a package. Wait until he's gone to open the door to get it.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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