Socially Awkward Penguin

Crush says she wants to tell me something Scream out "I love you too!" before she says anything

Crush says she wants to tell me something Scream out

Never pees in center of the toilet bowl in case anyone is listening

Never pees in center of the toilet bowl in case anyone is listening  Socially Awkward Penguin

"oh your wife had the baby?" "what would you have done if it came out black?"

Professor asks if you saw the UK-Ohio game this weekend "No, Why? Did David Cameron come back?"

Professor asks if you saw the UK-Ohio game this weekend

walking behind someone on an empty street at night treads feet to make them aware of your presence

walking behind someone on an empty street at night treads feet to make them aware of your presence  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hasn't received text back for 4 hours sends text to self to make sure phone is working

Hasn't received text back for 4 hours sends text to self to make sure phone is working  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Runs into acquaintance at bar "we should get a drink sometime"

Runs into acquaintance at bar

Company christmas party with 250 people talk to same 3 people you work with all year

Company christmas party
with 250 people talk to same 3 people
you work with all year  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets on the bus, see that all the innermost seat are occupied, all exterior is vacant choose to stand up

Gets on the bus, see that all the innermost seat are occupied, all exterior is vacant   choose to stand up   Socially Awkward Penguin
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