Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress asks if everything is okay Respond "Yes, and how are you?"

Waitress asks if everything is okay  Respond

Poop in hand Gently lay in toilet to make less noise

Poop in hand Gently lay in toilet to make less noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

Grinded at a party two boners

Grinded at a party two boners  Socially Awkward Penguin

Too many clubs on ring road walks through aldrich park

Too many clubs on ring road walks through aldrich park  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start occupy george mason leave after 4 hours

Start occupy george mason leave after 4 hours    Socially Awkward Penguin

So quiet in the bathroom stall while pooping Guy peeing assumes bathroom is empty, turns off light. End up pooping in the dark

So quiet in the bathroom stall while pooping Guy peeing assumes bathroom is empty, turns off light. End up pooping in the dark  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need To wipe nose Don't want to ask anyone for a tissue

Need To wipe nose Don't want to ask anyone for a tissue    Socially Awkward Penguin

Logs into spotify selects "private session"

Logs into spotify selects

Doesn't stand up when female friend joins him for dinner half stands and regrets not being more polite

Doesn't stand up when female friend joins him for dinner half stands  and regrets not being more polite   Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone at the store standing in front of product I want pretend to look at something else until they leave

Someone at the store standing in front of product I want pretend to look at something else until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
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