Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss' wife delivers baby "Pics or it didn't happen"

Boss' wife delivers baby

SCREEN RIPPLES CHECK PHONE

SCREEN RIPPLES CHECK PHONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Met a blind student on campus Tried to shake his hand

Met a blind student on campus Tried to shake his hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fapping at computer in computer chair cat jumps on lap and I don't stop

Fapping at computer in computer chair cat jumps on lap and I don't stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says "just tell my mom if you get hungry" Starve

Friend says

cant talk to strangers in real life or on the internet

cant talk to strangers 
in real life or on the internet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Send text saying "Good night, I love you" To roommate instead of girlfriend.

Send text saying

Waitress asked if I would like a soup or salad "I'll have one super salad please"

Waitress asked if I would like a soup or salad

Post is instantly downvoted Whelp, time to make a new account

Post is instantly downvoted Whelp, time to make a new account  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to say "I'm good" and "not bad" at the same time. I'm bad.

Tries to say
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