Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't pronounce something on the menu Orders something else

Can't pronounce something on the menu Orders something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets bag of groceries at self-serve checkout goes to a different store to buy forgotten items

Forgets bag of groceries at self-serve checkout goes to a different store to buy forgotten items  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with a photograph adrenaline rush

Makes eye contact with a photograph adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

When does the Narwhal Bacon? "Your sentence doesn't have a verb"

When does the Narwhal Bacon?

Saved seat at lunch table by placing backpack on a chair. People sat there anyway. Abandon backpack

Saved seat at lunch table by placing backpack on a chair. People sat there anyway.  Abandon backpack  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes ringing up clothing items for a customer "is that for here or to go?"

Finishes ringing up clothing items for a customer

Thinks post is terrible but doesn't downvote it for fear of seeming like a jerk (to nobody)

Thinks post is terrible but doesn't downvote it for fear of seeming like a jerk (to nobody)  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds open door for girl to the mens restroom

Holds open door for girl  to the mens restroom   Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets to lock bathroom door at work while changing Boss sees titties

Forgets to lock bathroom door at work while changing Boss sees titties  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dentist asks if you floss Whether I lie or not, it will become awkward

Dentist asks if you floss Whether I lie or not, it will become awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin
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