Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl sends me a Winky face change facebook status to "its complicated"

Girl sends me a Winky face change facebook status to

Playing basketball ball lands in neighbors yard Never getting that back

Playing basketball ball lands in neighbors yard  Never getting that back  Socially Awkward Penguin

there's a really good free sample on display don't get it because there's a chance the person handing them out might try to talk to you

there's a really good free sample on display don't get it because there's a chance the person handing them out might try to talk to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

watches 40 year-old virgin feels offended

watches 40 year-old virgin feels offended  Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier shorts you change thinks "oh well, it's only a dollar"

cashier shorts you change thinks

trades for akroma's memorial two weeks ago at $16 preorder price for M13 memorial is $9.99

trades for akroma's memorial two weeks ago at $16 preorder price for M13 memorial is $9.99  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes out in public can only express himself through memes

goes out in public can only express himself through memes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends too much time on reddit and decides to do something else 2 minutes later back on reddit

Spends too much time on reddit and decides to do something else 2 minutes later back on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lights up cigarette Chokes on own saliva, coughs uncontrollably

Lights up cigarette Chokes on own saliva, coughs uncontrollably  Socially Awkward Penguin

Politely opens part of a double door for a girl coming in She ignores you and uses the other door

Politely opens part of a double door for a girl coming in She ignores you and uses the other door  Socially Awkward Penguin
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