Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally kicks table leg while sitting down apologizes

Accidentally kicks table leg while sitting down apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want to masturbate Turn off webcam first Caption 3 goes here

Want to masturbate Turn off webcam first Caption 3 goes here  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears friends complaining about getting friend-zoned Wishes that girls cared enough to friend zone him

Hears friends complaining about getting friend-zoned Wishes that girls cared enough to friend zone him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attractive girl complements you Replies with: "...ok..."

Attractive girl complements you Replies with:

gives birthday wishes to female friend on facebook gets blocked

gives birthday wishes to female friend on facebook gets blocked  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone farts in adjacent stall "Bless you"

Someone farts in adjacent stall

Special delivery instructions: I asked them to draw a unicorn on the box They rang to check if i really needed that

Special delivery instructions: I asked them to draw a unicorn on the box They rang to check if i really needed that  Socially Awkward Penguin

You hear she likes guys with a sense of humor Tell dead baby jokes

You hear she likes guys with a sense of humor Tell dead baby jokes  Socially Awkward Penguin

gotta go take a crap during school take the fastest crap possible so that when you come back, classmates would think you took a pee.

gotta go take a crap during school take the fastest crap possible so that when you come back, classmates would think you took a pee.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays chess with black friend Offers to play black so it's not weird

Plays chess with black friend Offers to play black so it's not weird  Socially Awkward Penguin
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