Socially Awkward Penguin

TALKS TO FRIENDS OVER MUMBLE /VENTRILO EVERYDAY STUTTERS WHEN SAME FRIENDS CALL HIM OVER PHONE

TALKS TO FRIENDS OVER MUMBLE /VENTRILO EVERYDAY STUTTERS WHEN SAME FRIENDS CALL HIM OVER PHONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

No one is getting the joke you're telling Try to change it into a normal conversation.

No one is getting the joke you're telling Try to change it into a normal conversation.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Remember an embarrassing moment KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

Remember an embarrassing moment KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl sitting next to me at work xmas party looks at me spills drink

cute girl sitting next to me at work xmas party looks at me spills drink  Socially Awkward Penguin

dude in my building tells me he's legitimately disabled so they gave him a handicap parking place that's awesome!

dude in my building tells me he's legitimately disabled so they gave him a handicap parking place that's awesome!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Theater employee hands me my ticket and says: "Enjoy the movie" "YOU too"

Theater employee hands me my ticket and says:

turns up music full blast, wonders why music sounds so distant realizes headphones aren't plugged into computer

turns up music full blast, wonders why music sounds so distant realizes headphones aren't plugged into computer  Socially Awkward Penguin

attractive milf hits on me and calls me cute "thanks"

attractive milf hits on me and calls me cute

Wears jeans from yesterday to the store Random stranger points out a pair of panties that just fell from my pants leg

Wears jeans from yesterday to the store Random stranger points out a pair of panties that just fell from my pants leg  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Sir, can you spare some change?" "No, Thank you."

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