Socially Awkward Penguin

Notices just-bought produce is moldy before leaving store grounds. Oh well, I probably wasn't gonna eat it anyway.

Notices just-bought produce is moldy before leaving store grounds.  Oh well, I probably wasn't gonna eat it anyway.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Know teacher is going to call on you to read something read ahead and rehearse it a million times before reading it

Know teacher is going to call on you to read something read ahead and rehearse it a million times before reading it    Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to go to the toilet just as housemate stops having sex next door Holds it in for a while so it doesn't seem like you were listening

Needs to go to the toilet just as housemate stops having sex next door Holds it in for a while so it doesn't seem like you were listening  Socially Awkward Penguin

SOmeone lets me cross the street I see them again so turn into an alley and wait for them to pass

SOmeone lets me cross the street  I see them again so turn into an alley and wait for them to pass   Socially Awkward Penguin

10 Year High School Reunion Absolutely nothing new to talk about.

10 Year High School Reunion Absolutely nothing new to talk about.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidently touch girls ass walking through a crowd start acting like you were digging for something in your pocket

Accidently touch girls ass walking through a crowd start acting like you were digging for something in your pocket  Socially Awkward Penguin

''hi'' ''Not much''

''hi''  ''Not much''    Socially Awkward Penguin

arrives at party 5 min early and sees that nobody is there Circles around the neighborhood until someone else arrives

arrives at party 5 min early and sees that nobody is there Circles around the neighborhood until someone else arrives   Socially Awkward Penguin

Stares at attractive lady's boobs She was the one wearing sun glasses

Stares at attractive lady's boobs She was the one wearing sun glasses  Socially Awkward Penguin

TSA agent looks at boarding pass and says, "HAve a nice flight" respond, "you too!"

TSA agent looks at boarding pass and says,
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