Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl: This has been a great birthday. Not. Me: At least no one died and people remembered. "Actually my Great-Aunt died and not even my parents remembered."

Girl: This has been a great birthday. Not. 
Me: At least no one died and people remembered.

Friend tells me that I apologize too much "Sorry"

Friend tells me that I apologize too much

Hardcore Workout at SLC Listens to Kappa Rap 2

Hardcore Workout at SLC   Listens to Kappa Rap 2  Socially Awkward Penguin

has a phone interview wears a suit

has a phone interview  wears a suit   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees friends in the caf Knocks over every chair getting there

Sees friends in the caf Knocks over every chair getting there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't want anyone to judge him Doesn't judge anyone else

Doesn't want anyone to judge him Doesn't judge anyone else    Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress: Would you like soup or salad? Yes, please. Super salad sounds great.

Waitress: Would you like soup or salad? Yes, please.  Super salad sounds great.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrange First date for February 9th Valentines Day: February 14th

Arrange First date for February 9th Valentines Day:  February 14th  Socially Awkward Penguin

grammar nazi

 grammar nazi  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees you making out on couch with girlfriend Sits down next to you and watches TV

Sees you making out on couch with girlfriend Sits down next to you and watches TV    Socially Awkward Penguin
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