Socially Awkward Penguin

Doctor told me to turn and cough sexy stethescope gave me a boner

Doctor told me to turn and cough sexy stethescope gave me a boner   Socially Awkward Penguin

compliment a woman on her pregnancy she's not pregnant

compliment a woman on her pregnancy she's not pregnant  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees somebody take out cell phone checks cell phone

Sees somebody take out cell phone checks cell phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say 'This is awkward' in a conversation as a joke Conversation actually becomes awkward

Say 'This is awkward' in a conversation as a joke Conversation actually becomes awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Subway Girl: "Cheese?" Me: "Tessellate, please"

Subway Girl:

Hug a female friend Wrap your arms around until you hit side boob

Hug a female friend Wrap your arms around until you hit side boob  Socially Awkward Penguin

MAKES AN OUTLINE OF POSSIBLE TOPICS BEFORE ACTUALLY CALLING A GIRL LOSES PAPER AS SHE PICKS UP THE PHONE

MAKES AN OUTLINE OF POSSIBLE TOPICS BEFORE ACTUALLY CALLING A GIRL LOSES PAPER AS SHE PICKS UP THE PHONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get to the door first to hold it open automatic door

Get to the door first to hold it open automatic door  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to an asian restaurant with asian friend watches friend to see how to properly eat food

goes to an asian restaurant with asian friend watches friend to see how to properly eat food  Socially Awkward Penguin

Searching for hotels online - lowest price option doesn't have online booking Book more expensive hotel online so I don't have to talk to a person

Searching for hotels online - lowest price option doesn't have online booking Book more expensive hotel online so I don't have to talk to a person  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!