Socially Awkward Penguin

posts story, gets to front page people ask questions deletes post, never posts again

posts story, gets to front page people ask questions

deletes post, never posts again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Be allergic to chocolate Eat chocolate

Be allergic to chocolate Eat chocolate  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hello, what's your name?" "I'm good, how are you?"

Gets called by the wrong name doesnt correct them

Gets called by the wrong name doesnt correct them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shes goes in for the hug You go in for the high five

Shes goes in for the hug You go in for the high five  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked what age you are ummm 18... no 19... wait... fuck

Asked what age you are ummm 18... no 19... wait... fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

The awkard moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you're just an asshole respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.

The awkard moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you're just an asshole respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to text crush Carefully drafts 10 possible elaborate texts, ends up just saying "hey"

Wants to text crush Carefully drafts 10 possible elaborate texts, ends up just saying

"Hey, what's up?" "Good, how are you today?" *awkward silence*

Says an inside joke nobody around who's in on it

Says an inside joke nobody around who's in on it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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