Socially Awkward Penguin

alone looking at self in the mirror starts a conversation

alone looking at self in the mirror starts a conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to watch howl's moving castle on netflix it's gone

go to watch howl's moving castle on netflix it's gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

A work colleague keeps calling you by the wrong name Doesn't correct them, you're steve now.

 A work colleague keeps calling you by the wrong name Doesn't correct them, you're steve now.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doing pushups. 1...2...3... Someone walks in. Get up. I was done anyway.

Doing pushups.
1...2...3... Someone walks in. Get up.
I was done anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Walk fast down the street. Flapping arms." Accidentally hit somebody in the dick. Walk faster.

Lookup Portuguese phrases while visiting Rio Never speak to anybody

Lookup Portuguese phrases while visiting Rio Never speak to anybody  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk to girl about boys Too scared to mentioon yourself

Talk to girl about boys Too scared to mentioon yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

pretending to be busy watching t.v. Viagra commercial

pretending to be busy watching t.v. Viagra commercial     Socially Awkward Penguin

Get comments on submission Don't comment back since username is highlighted

Get comments on submission Don't comment back since username is highlighted  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees acquaintance approaching on sidewalk crosses road to avoid

sees acquaintance approaching on sidewalk crosses road to avoid  Socially Awkward Penguin
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