Socially Awkward Penguin

Afraid electrical shaver sounds like vibrator to other people in your dorm now has legs like a werewolf.

Afraid electrical shaver sounds like vibrator to other people in your dorm now has legs like a werewolf.  Socially Awkward Penguin

spends 3 hours reading sap Cries himself to sleep

spends 3 hours
reading sap Cries himself
to sleep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask friends to hang out Hope they say no

Ask friends to hang out Hope they say no  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pull up to metered freeway entrance Keep front-left frame between you and the panhandler

Pull up to metered freeway entrance Keep front-left frame between you and the panhandler  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally get a girl home and make out with her on the couch mom comes in with juice and cookies

finally get a girl home and make out with her on the couch mom comes in with juice and cookies  Socially Awkward Penguin

Unintentionally offends everyone backtracks and says (s)he was just trolling you

Unintentionally offends everyone backtracks and says (s)he was just trolling you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress gets your order wrong Don't say anything to avoid confrontation

Waitress gets your order wrong Don't say anything to avoid confrontation  Socially Awkward Penguin

See girl in cool halloween costume spend next ten minutes debating whether to compliment her

See girl in cool halloween costume spend next ten minutes debating whether to compliment her  Socially Awkward Penguin

shitting in public toilet and someone turns the light off stay quiet and shit in the dark

shitting in public toilet and someone turns the light off stay quiet and shit in the dark  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets thanked for coming to a funeral "Oh, no problem, I was looking forward to this!"

gets thanked for coming to a funeral
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