Socially Awkward Penguin

Do you wanna come over to make muffins? Right "Muffins"

Do you wanna come over to make muffins? Right

Girl gives me a hug Hug myself afterward to see how it felt for her

Girl gives me a hug Hug myself afterward to see how it felt for her  Socially Awkward Penguin

"This headache feels like I shot myself in the head" grandma's brother accidently shot himself in the head

Imagines crowd is naked during a speech gets a boner

Imagines crowd is naked during a speech gets a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Barber: "how does that look?" Says good. Even if it doesn't

Barber:

Sees attractive girl walking on same side of sidewalk Crosses street as to not embarrass self

Sees attractive girl walking on same side of sidewalk Crosses street as to not embarrass self  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I hope you had a good time" Thanks. You too.

Have a safe flight you too

Have a safe flight you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks shit behind coworkers back coworker is actually behind him

Talks shit behind coworkers back coworker is actually behind him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally finds cute socially awkward girl Impossible to talk to her

Finally finds cute socially awkward girl Impossible to talk to her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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