Socially Awkward Penguin

see girls you know through restaurant window go somewhere else

see girls you know through restaurant window go somewhere else  Socially Awkward Penguin

"HOw's it Going?" "I'm Good."

I Put my fingers in my ears in a public restroom So no one can here me poop

I Put my fingers in my ears in a public restroom So no one can here me poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want to be polyamorous, flirty, and sex positive. Heterosexual cisgendered male and worried about coming off as patriarchal and unsafe.

Want to be polyamorous, flirty, and sex positive. Heterosexual cisgendered male and worried about coming off as patriarchal and unsafe.  Socially Awkward Penguin

approaches doorway at the exact same time as another person Opens it for them, then says "thank you"

approaches doorway at the exact same time as another person Opens it for them, then says

Calls sort dragon's Girlfriend mental Sat between them on 14 a hour flight

Calls sort dragon's Girlfriend mental Sat between them on 14 a hour flight  Socially Awkward Penguin

First vote is downvote Deletes post

First vote is downvote Deletes post  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to impress girl by flexing abs Farts

Tries to impress girl by flexing abs Farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier says your total is $6.01, hand her $7.00 "keep the change"

cashier says your total is $6.01, 
hand her $7.00

Skips class, runs into the professor 3 times

Skips class,  runs into the professor 3 times    Socially Awkward Penguin
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