Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into Chinese restaurant assumes every Asian person is a waiter

walks into Chinese restaurant assumes every Asian person is a waiter  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a random boner "Please come to the board"

Get a random boner

Hang out with a friend you know through your only class with them talk about nothing but that class

Hang out with a friend you know through your only class with them talk about nothing but that class    Socially Awkward Penguin

drops and breaks 400 dollar phone in crowded hallway quickly puts it away as if nothing happened and leaves the scene

drops and breaks 400 dollar phone in crowded hallway quickly puts it away as if nothing happened and leaves the scene  Socially Awkward Penguin

ICE BREAKER IN OFFICE dies

ICE BREAKER IN OFFICE dies  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to crowded grocery store on weekend Has panic attack

Goes to crowded grocery store on weekend Has panic attack    Socially Awkward Penguin

cute Girl asks to borrow your phone to call a guy she wants to hook up with

cute Girl asks to borrow your phone to call a guy she wants to hook up with  Socially Awkward Penguin

Would do anything for my dream girl Except talk to her

Would do anything for my dream girl Except talk to her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker starts talking about god never heard of it

Coworker starts talking about god  never heard of it   Socially Awkward Penguin

Oh my god a comment! qkme_transcriber

Oh my god a comment! qkme_transcriber  Socially Awkward Penguin
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