Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes trick or treating hopes the candy is already on the porch

Goes trick or treating hopes the candy is already on the porch  Socially Awkward Penguin

finds Something that looks good on the menu Doesn't order because name is ridiculous to say

finds Something that looks good on the menu Doesn't order because name is ridiculous to say  Socially Awkward Penguin

30 years old still lives with mom

30 years old still lives with mom  Socially Awkward Penguin

At home make a seat cover from toilet paper out of habit

At home make a seat cover from toilet paper out of habit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone accidentaly touches you They are going to murder you

Someone accidentaly touches you They are going to murder you  Socially Awkward Penguin

An extremely shy, intelligent and beautiful co-worker whom I suspect likes me, finally musters up the courage to approach me and start a conversation for no reason at all. IGNORES HER

An extremely shy, intelligent and beautiful co-worker whom I suspect likes me, finally musters up the courage to approach me and start a conversation for  no reason at all.  IGNORES HER  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door for hot girl which smiles and say's "Thank You" Confuses "you're welcome" and "No Problem", say's "Your Problem" instead

Holds door for hot girl which smiles and say's

Tried to comfort girlfriend while she's sick with a backscratch Backscratch causes her to vomit

Tried to comfort girlfriend while she's sick with a backscratch Backscratch causes her to vomit  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Can I go to my locker?" "No!" "Can I go to the bathroom?" "Yea, go ahead and take the pass."

Turns on Radio/tv so doesn't feel alone Freaks out when hear's voices and no one else is home....

Turns on Radio/tv so doesn't feel alone Freaks out when hear's voices and no one else is home....  Socially Awkward Penguin
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