Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk to end of block, cars waiting at intersection for you to cross... act like texting so don't have to walk in front of cars and be stared at.

Walk to end of block, cars waiting at intersection for you to cross... act like texting so don't have to walk in front of cars and be stared at.  Socially Awkward Penguin

HEY IM SHAYE HOWARD AND IM A FUCKING PENGUIN

HEY IM SHAYE HOWARD AND IM A FUCKING PENGUIN  Socially Awkward Penguin

About to post comment... Never mind, nobody will like it.

About to post comment... Never mind, nobody will like it.    Socially Awkward Penguin

dry humping stuffed bear boner wrapped in saran wrap kept going back for more until penis was oozing blood curious preteen thanks, you too!

dry humping stuffed bear boner wrapped in saran wrap kept going back for more until penis was oozing blood curious preteen
thanks, you too!  Socially Awkward Penguin

giant o-week toga party with thousands of other students to meet organises meme party for it students

giant o-week toga party with thousands of other students to meet organises meme party for it students  Socially Awkward Penguin

chokes on food at restaurant too embarrassed to let anybody else know about it, dies in bathroom

chokes on food at restaurant too embarrassed to let anybody else know about it, dies in bathroom    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Congratulations!" "You're welcome."

Doesn't wear shirt under hoodie Takes off hoodie after entering crowded restaurant

Doesn't wear shirt under hoodie Takes off hoodie after entering crowded restaurant     Socially Awkward Penguin

first reddit post 5 minutes before blackout

first reddit post 5 minutes before blackout  Socially Awkward Penguin

Crush makes mistake while talking about Star Trek Corrects Her

Crush makes mistake while talking about Star Trek Corrects Her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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