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first time at hooters Thinks: do not use the word 'best', do not use the word 'best', do not use the word 'best'...

first time at hooters Thinks:  do not use the word 'best', do not use the word 'best', do not use the word 'best'...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl posts fb status right after yours you are so getting laid

Hot girl posts fb status right after yours you are so getting laid  Socially Awkward Penguin

sitting closest to door last one out

sitting closest to door last one out  Socially Awkward Penguin

get phone contract with 600 minutes a month go for months without using a single minute

get phone contract with 600 minutes a month go for months without using a single minute  Socially Awkward Penguin

all inclusive resort in mexico never leave room

all inclusive resort in mexico never leave room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ashamed of constipation steals exlax

Ashamed of constipation steals exlax  Socially Awkward Penguin

hey! how are you doing? umm, not much, you?

hey! how are you doing? umm, not much, you?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dont know if poster is serious I agree

Dont know if poster is serious I agree   Socially Awkward Penguin

Introduce yourself, make a witty quip, get a laugh Realize you are on mute

Introduce yourself, make a witty quip, get a laugh Realize you are on mute  Socially Awkward Penguin

listens to music on spotify plays music he really likes on itunes

listens to music on spotify plays music he really likes on itunes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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