Socially Awkward Penguin

Free Wings and Pizza for SuperBowl at work Say I'm on a diet so I dont have to talk to anyone

Free Wings and Pizza 
for SuperBowl at work Say I'm on a diet so I dont
have to talk to anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells a joke at work Only the most annoying person in the office laughs

Tells a joke at work Only the most annoying person in the office laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

at a union meeting so, what do you do?

at a union meeting so, what do you do?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a haircut answers barber with shortest possible answers

Gets a haircut answers barber with shortest possible answers  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you?" "Not much, you?"

pay at pump out of order at gas station go to a different gas station

pay at pump out of order at gas station  go to a different gas station   Socially Awkward Penguin

Next class right next door walk around for 5 minutes to avoid talking with teacher

Next class right next door walk around for 5 minutes to avoid talking with teacher  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can I have a Large number 8? Oh you didn't hear me? medium is a good size too.

Can I have a Large number 8? Oh you didn't hear me? medium is a good size too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally locked out of dorm Drops out of school.

Accidentally locked out of dorm Drops out of school.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets to change bottom line of meme Don't say a word to her all semester

Forgets to change bottom line of meme Don't say a word to her all semester  Socially Awkward Penguin
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