Socially Awkward Penguin

Only releases poop when someone else flushes

Only releases poop when someone else flushes  Socially Awkward Penguin

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

pretty sure i know what your name is won't risk it

pretty sure i know what your name is won't risk it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl smiles at you starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her

Girl smiles at you starts fantasizing about being in a relationship with her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Falls asleep during class Teacher wakes me up so suddenly that I shit myself

Falls asleep during class Teacher wakes me up so suddenly that I shit myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them

Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is charming, witty, and confident... on the internet

Is charming, witty, and confident... on the internet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect Makes obvious "pretend" voice

Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect  Makes obvious

Sit next to awkward looking boy in lecture Immediately wonder if he's imagining our possible life together

Sit next to awkward looking boy in lecture Immediately wonder if he's imagining our possible life together  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger offers candy Takes candy so stranger won't feel bad.

Stranger offers candy Takes candy so stranger won't feel bad.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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