Socially Awkward Penguin

wife asks you to return shoes she bought to store divorce

wife asks you to return shoes she bought to store divorce  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot guy asks me what I want to drink "I'll have a bloody pussy"

Hot guy asks me what I want to drink

Person sits next to me at my stop Guess I'll have to take the route once more

Person sits next to me at my stop Guess I'll have to take the route once more  Socially Awkward Penguin

talks in second person while talking to myself

talks in second person while talking to myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to the store and forgets something Changes entire outfit so the cashiers don't think i'm weird

Goes to the store and forgets something Changes entire outfit so the cashiers don't think i'm weird   Socially Awkward Penguin

automatic door doesn't open for him turns around and walks away

automatic door doesn't open for him turns around and walks away  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone said thank you so I said your welcome they weren't talking to me

someone said thank you so I said your welcome they weren't talking to me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes a post that gets no upvotes Pretend it didn't happen

Makes a post that gets no upvotes Pretend it didn't happen  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to turn off kitchen lights late at night Garbage disposal

Trying to turn off kitchen lights late at night Garbage disposal  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher Calls by wrong name responds and continues to go by it

Teacher Calls by wrong name   responds and continues to go by it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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