Socially Awkward Penguin

Pick up a woman at the bar Drop her.

Pick up a woman at the bar Drop her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl sits next to where you always sit sit in a seat in the row behind her

Cute girl sits next to where you always sit sit in a seat in the row behind her  Socially Awkward Penguin

WAs told by "friends" to get 69 on the back of his senior year shirt finds out from mother what it means

WAs told by

spend 10 minutes tracking down a coworker instead of taking 5 seconds to page them over the intercom

spend 10 minutes tracking down a coworker instead of taking 5 seconds to page them over the intercom  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into campus event and doesn't know anyone pretends to talk on phone and leaves through other door

walks into campus event and doesn't know anyone pretends to talk on phone and leaves through other door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot Girl comes over and starts grinding Doesn't know what to do

Hot Girl comes over and starts grinding Doesn't know what to do  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher says "get in your groups" Fuck

Teacher says

acccidentally leave lacy underwear in dryer at laundromat NEVER GO BACK

acccidentally leave lacy underwear in dryer at laundromat NEVER GO BACK  Socially Awkward Penguin

how do i let this girl down easy? "I HAVE TO POOP"

how do i let this girl down easy?

Stare at boobs Boner Achieved

Stare at boobs Boner Achieved  Socially Awkward Penguin
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