Socially Awkward Penguin

given affection does not compute

given affection does not compute  Socially Awkward Penguin

See's some one walking two blocks away Crosses street to avoid confrontation.

See's some one walking two blocks away Crosses street to avoid confrontation.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to sneeze Too afraid no one will say "Bless You"

Has to sneeze Too afraid no one will say

Could relate to friendzone johnny for about a day

Could relate to friendzone johnny for about a day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't know if it's 'me-em' or 'mehm' Mumble it and pretend like I have a social life

Don't know if it's 'me-em' or 'mehm' Mumble it and pretend like I have a social life    Socially Awkward Penguin

Works on 8th floor Takes stairs to avoid coworker in elevator

Works on 8th floor Takes stairs to avoid coworker in elevator  Socially Awkward Penguin

busboy clears food while using restrooms i was finished anyways

busboy clears food while using restrooms i was finished anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

meet cute girl "can i have your email?"

meet cute girl

Tell girl you're a virgin posts about it on reddit

Tell girl you're a virgin  posts about it on reddit   Socially Awkward Penguin

uses hand sanitizer turns on faucet so they dont think i didnt wash my hands

uses hand sanitizer turns on faucet so they dont think i didnt wash my hands  Socially Awkward Penguin
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