Socially Awkward Penguin

Brings a girl home to sleep with She has bronchitis

Brings a girl home to sleep with She has bronchitis    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sex before 5am like a kick-ass tail-gate party to your day!

Sex before 5am like a kick-ass 
tail-gate party to your day!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk by beggar Hold pocket change

Walk by beggar   Hold pocket change  Socially Awkward Penguin

UPS guy drops off a package Wait until he's in his van and completely pulled away from the house to go outside retrieve it

UPS guy drops off a package Wait until he's in his van and completely pulled away from the house to go outside retrieve it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher is taking attendance Prepares voice just to say "here"

Teacher is taking attendance  Prepares voice just to say

everybody around dancing with a partner pull out phone and pretend to be busy

everybody around dancing with a partner pull out phone and pretend to be busy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking to class with cute girl Throws jacket on puddle as she walks around it.

Walking to class with cute girl Throws jacket on puddle as she walks around it.  Socially Awkward Penguin

wave back excitedly to someone in the hallway realize they were waving to someone behind me

wave back excitedly to someone in the hallway realize they were waving to someone behind me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only wants to post the most relevant, original, funny, and thought provoking statuses on facebook Never posts anything

Only wants to post the most relevant, original, funny, and thought provoking statuses on facebook Never posts anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

homeless person asks for change says no thank you

homeless person asks for change says no thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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