Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't find fly in underwear Everyone watching me pee thinks i'm playing with myself

Can't find fly in underwear Everyone watching me pee thinks i'm playing with myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a 'Truth is' status Never spoken to the people who like it

Make a 'Truth is' status Never spoken to the people who like it  Socially Awkward Penguin

rather wear the same shoes for years than ask salesman for help

rather wear the same shoes for years than ask salesman for help  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like a receipt?" "Thanks, you too."

Meets Cute Girl Insults her heritage

Meets Cute Girl Insults her heritage  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays prank on a friend She breaks down and starts to cry

Plays prank on a friend She breaks down and starts to cry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes 10 minutes to make witty or insightful comment. Deletes post a minute later so I won't have to get into an argument.

Takes 10 minutes to make witty or insightful comment. Deletes post a minute later so I won't have to get into an argument.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to take picture of the girl in front of me's cute butt to sent to a friend Forgets to turn off sound AND flash

Tries to take picture of the girl in front of me's cute butt to sent to a friend Forgets to turn off sound AND flash  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pee extra hard when someone is in the urinal next to you So they don't think you're just hanging out there

Pee extra hard when someone is in the urinal next to you So they don't think you're just hanging out there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempts to quickly break akward silence before she leaves due to boredom Lets out a weird howl like noise

Attempts to quickly break akward silence before she leaves due to boredom Lets out a weird howl like noise  Socially Awkward Penguin
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