Socially Awkward Penguin

stranger sits to your right avoid eye contact by only reading things on your left

stranger sits to your right avoid eye contact by only reading things on your left  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes for a handshake gets ignored

Goes for a handshake  gets ignored  Socially Awkward Penguin

Composes long and "witty" reply Deletes it, sends only one word

Composes long and

had awkward conversation with attractive hairdresser time to find a new barber shop

had awkward conversation with attractive hairdresser  time to find a new barber shop   Socially Awkward Penguin

ASKS WHEN BABY IS DUE SHE ISN'T EXPECTING

ASKS WHEN BABY IS DUE SHE ISN'T EXPECTING  Socially Awkward Penguin

Everyone in room gets blow jobs just watches

Everyone in room gets blow jobs just watches  Socially Awkward Penguin

First date watches human centipede

First date watches human centipede  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees person of the other side of the door through window Both wait for the other to open the door

Sees person of the other side of the door through window Both wait for the other to open the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to add a funny comment in a conversation No one laughs

Tries to add a funny comment in a conversation No one laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

meets a cute new girl she names him gunter and gives him to the zoo

meets a cute new girl she names him gunter and gives him to the zoo  Socially Awkward Penguin
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