Socially Awkward Penguin

sees attractive girl spends the next half hour either staring or trying to avoid getting caught staring

sees attractive girl spends the next half hour either staring or trying to avoid getting caught staring  Socially Awkward Penguin

I want to say you have a nice 'heart and soul' comes out 'you have a nice hole'

I want to say you have a nice 'heart and soul' comes out 'you have a nice hole'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Maid comes "Sorry for the Mess"

Maid comes

Goes out to the bar Drinks Mountain Dew

Goes out to the bar Drinks Mountain Dew  Socially Awkward Penguin

Types out comment shakes head, closes tab

Types out comment shakes head, closes tab  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes sex Joke No one gets it

Makes sex Joke No one gets it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Afraid facebook friend won't respond to a comment post a question

Afraid facebook friend
 won't respond to a comment post a question  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to restroom at school see someone in there already, immediately turn and leave

go to restroom at school see someone in there already, immediately turn and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

creates funny meme Reddit would just downvote it. Nevermind.

creates funny meme  Reddit would just downvote it. Nevermind.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to high-five, gets fistbump Goes to fistbump, gets high-five

Goes to high-five, gets fistbump Goes to fistbump, gets high-five  Socially Awkward Penguin
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