Socially Awkward Penguin

"thank you for calling at&t, sir, have a nice day" "love you, bye...err wait, uh bye"

Cashier accidentally scans item twice Pays for both

Cashier accidentally scans item twice Pays for both  Socially Awkward Penguin

Really high in a skype call sends funny memes to break tension because others are not as fucking high as i am

Really high in a skype call  sends funny memes to break tension because others are not as fucking high as i am  Socially Awkward Penguin

Filling out a form at school Sex: yes

Filling out a form at school Sex: yes  Socially Awkward Penguin

oh, your girlfriend nags too much? i totally feel you, my mom's the exact same way

oh, your girlfriend nags too much? i totally feel you, my mom's the exact same way    Socially Awkward Penguin

Return something When they say thanks, says thanks too

Return something When they say thanks, says thanks too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has happy feet Gets banished from society

Has happy feet Gets banished from society  Socially Awkward Penguin

replies to funny post on an anonymous internet forum questions own comedic wit for 20 minutes afterwards

replies to funny post on an anonymous internet forum questions own comedic wit for 20 minutes afterwards  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hang out with friend; feel obligated to do stuff together move in with friend; still feel obligated to do stuff together

Hang out with friend; feel obligated to do stuff together move in with friend; still feel obligated to do stuff together  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want food to go. Cashier asks "For here?" "Yes please"

Want food to go.  Cashier asks
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