Socially Awkward Penguin

hold public bathroom door open for the guy behind you there's only one toilet

hold public bathroom door open for the guy behind you there's only one toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Every time I take a crap in public I wait until the bathroom is quiet before I leave the stall

Every time I take a crap in public I wait until the bathroom is quiet before I leave the stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl smiles and waves at you Apologize

Hot girl smiles and waves at you Apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin

keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them

keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them  Socially Awkward Penguin

order a coke, they bring a sprite. "thank you"

order a coke, they bring a sprite.

Went to type in street address for pizza delivery 192.168.1....

Went to type in street address for pizza delivery 192.168.1....  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boyfriend says, "will you marry me?" "I DO."

Boyfriend says,

Fuck

Fuck     Socially Awkward Penguin

Acquaintance waves at you from close range High five them back

Acquaintance waves at you from close range High five them back  Socially Awkward Penguin

discover you are in the wrong class 5 minutes in stay until end of class

discover you are in the wrong class 5 minutes in stay until end of class  Socially Awkward Penguin
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