Socially Awkward Penguin

Flips over pack of blueberries to scan at self-serve check-out Spends a solid 15 minutes picking up blueberries with cashier

Flips over pack of blueberries to scan at self-serve check-out Spends a solid 15 minutes picking up blueberries with cashier  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Starbucks wanting a large coffee Orders a tall for fear of mispronouncing grande or venti

Goes to Starbucks wanting a large coffee Orders a tall for fear of mispronouncing grande or venti  Socially Awkward Penguin

"So, how do you know each other?" friend introduces you to their uncle

Sneezes with headphones on Removes them to listen for "bless yous"

Sneezes with headphones on Removes them to listen for

"...and would you like a soup or salad with that?" "What's a super salad?"

HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THANKS, YOU TOO!

HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THANKS, YOU TOO!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks out of men's washroom holds door open for chick walking that way

Walks out of men's washroom holds door open for chick walking that way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to leave social event stays 3 extra hours because too shy to say bye

Wants to leave social event stays 3 extra hours because too shy to say bye  Socially Awkward Penguin

routine exam of testicles by doctor gets boner

routine exam of testicles by doctor gets boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Invited to first high school party stays outside since you dont know anyone

Gets Invited to first high school party   stays outside since you dont know anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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