Socially Awkward Penguin

Avoids everyone for first two weeks of the semester to not have to small talk with everyone about winter break

Avoids everyone for first two weeks of the semester to not have to small talk with everyone about winter break  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to call someone an attention whore 'karma whore'

Tries to call someone an attention whore 'karma whore'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl texts back with three kisses, then texts back with one The fuck did I do

Girl texts back with three kisses, then texts back with one The fuck did I do  Socially Awkward Penguin

Movie theater assistant says Enjoy your movie You say you too

Movie theater assistant says  Enjoy your movie   You say you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

"happy birthday" Thanks you too

Intentionally makes boring science fair project To avoid possibly getting first-place attention

Intentionally makes boring science fair project To avoid possibly getting first-place attention  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets called name of other person Goes with it because other person is cooler

Gets called name of other person Goes with it because other person is cooler    Socially Awkward Penguin

Would have to sit next to human stands instead

Would have to sit next to human stands instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks that a guy is going to hold the door open for you, he doesn't says thanks anyway

thinks that a guy is going to hold the door open for you, he doesn't says thanks anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks how your break was prays to god they don't ask you back

asks how your break was prays to god they don't ask you back  Socially Awkward Penguin
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