Socially Awkward Penguin

make new friend in west center see naked in locker room 5 minutes later

make new friend in west center see naked in locker room 5 minutes later    Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets on bus with only available seats next to strangers Stands

Gets on bus with only available seats next to strangers  Stands   Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a facebook notification Heart races

Get a facebook notification Heart races  Socially Awkward Penguin

Got a text message from my phone company notifying that they took a monthly payment

Got a text message from my phone company notifying that they took a monthly payment  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jokes about street racing with girl after seeing racing movie Informed that her friends sister got killed by a street racer

Jokes about street racing with girl after seeing racing movie Informed that her friends sister got killed by a street racer  Socially Awkward Penguin

hates correcting people has a name no one ever pronounces correctly

hates correcting people has a name no one ever pronounces correctly  Socially Awkward Penguin

female hair stylist massages scalp gets an erection

female hair stylist massages scalp gets an erection  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets home as mailman is about to deliver mail Keeps driving past own house

Gets home as mailman is about to deliver mail Keeps driving past own house  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone walk into bathroom walk across campus on off chance another bathroom is unoccupied

See someone walk into bathroom  walk across campus on off chance another bathroom is unoccupied   Socially Awkward Penguin

staring at a baby and the baby makes eye contact quickly looks away

staring at a baby and the baby makes eye contact quickly looks away  Socially Awkward Penguin
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