Socially Awkward Penguin

Attends a work meeting, nose starts bleeding Doesn't want to bother, just stands there with hands full of blood

Attends a work meeting, nose starts bleeding Doesn't want to bother, just stands there with hands full of blood  Socially Awkward Penguin

SITS in the back of spanish class JAKE urnes like to have sex with micrivs

SITS in the back of spanish class JAKE urnes like to have sex with micrivs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person on phone mistakes you for a woman ...Just roll with it

Person on phone mistakes you for a woman ...Just roll with it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Look up at clock, notice it's 5:00pm Wait until 5:05pm to leave work so boss doesn't think you're a clock watcher

Look up at clock, notice it's 5:00pm Wait until 5:05pm to leave work so boss doesn't think you're a clock watcher  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hi, how are you?" CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME

Cyclist raises arm for right hand turn signal waves

Cyclist raises arm for right hand turn signal waves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks to slide by "Good luck."

Hot girl asks to slide by

Would you like the soup or salad? Yes!

Would you like the
soup or salad? Yes!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes really loud shit in public bathroom Waits for everyone to leave before exiting stall

Takes really loud shit in public bathroom Waits for everyone to leave before exiting stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask teacher if you can make up test, she says NO. Thank You

Ask teacher if you can make up test, she says NO. Thank You  Socially Awkward Penguin
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