Socially Awkward Penguin

sees an old acquaintance pretends not to see them

sees an old acquaintance pretends not to see them  Socially Awkward Penguin

barber cuts hair to perfect length sits there weeping inside as he cuts it shorter

barber cuts hair to perfect length  sits there weeping inside as he cuts it shorter   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees friend at Target Avoid eye contact at all costs

Sees friend at Target Avoid eye contact at all costs  Socially Awkward Penguin

SELL AN OUNCE TO YOUR FRIEND, RICH SEE YOU LATER RICH, MAN!

SELL AN OUNCE TO YOUR FRIEND, RICH SEE YOU LATER RICH, MAN!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have guests over Use restroom upstairs

Have guests over Use restroom upstairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits closest to the door Last one in

Sits closest to the door Last one in  Socially Awkward Penguin

puts captions in the wrong place

puts captions in the wrong place  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car honks at you Turn into the next road so that it doesn't pull up next to you

Car honks at you Turn into the next road so that it doesn't pull up next to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

torn underwear wear it anyway

torn underwear wear it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives "all facebook friends" invite to unrelated event attends

Receives
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