Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at subway asks where I work. "Oh I just work across the street... Where do you work?

Cute girl at subway asks where I work.

Airline ticketing agent says "have a nice flight". "You too"

Airline ticketing agent says

Sister and her boyfriend break up cry harder than both of them

Sister and her boyfriend break up cry harder than both of them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting a girl i like wait a few minutes to respond as to not seem desperate.

Texting a girl i like wait a few minutes to respond as to not seem desperate.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has imaginary conversation with favourite actor Awkward silence

Has imaginary conversation with favourite actor Awkward silence  Socially Awkward Penguin

notice facebook friends birthday doesn't post or like anything for the rest of the day

notice facebook friends birthday  doesn't post or like anything for the rest of the day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Going downstairs to eat something, sees guests shoes in hall looks like I'm going to sleep hungry today

Going downstairs to eat something, sees guests shoes in hall looks like I'm going to sleep hungry today  Socially Awkward Penguin

Changes mind while waitress is taking other people's orders No turning back

Changes mind while waitress is taking other people's orders No turning back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wears new shirt to job interview Forgets to remove the tags

Wears new shirt to job interview Forgets to remove the tags  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I Hope you have a big surprise for me under there" You too

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