Socially Awkward Penguin

Box office cashier tells you to enjoy the movie "you too"

Box office cashier tells you to enjoy the movie

People talk about him in the third person Says nothing

People talk about him in the third person Says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses reddit

Uses reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a glass of water at 5 am and sees roommate having intimate moment with member of the opposite sex. Joins the conversation

gets a glass of water at 5 am and sees roommate having intimate moment with member of the opposite sex. Joins the conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dreams about the girl he has a crush on Only hugs her

Dreams about the girl he has a crush on Only hugs her  Socially Awkward Penguin

See car in the parking lot at work with it's lights on Tell no one

See car in the parking lot at work with it's lights on Tell no one  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees a sap that does not reflect him immediately believes he's normal.

sees a sap that does not reflect him immediately believes he's normal.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hand out Halloween candy Never make eye contact

Hand out Halloween candy Never make eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate laughs when you ask if the door can stay shut so that spiders don't get in I need to deal with my arachnophobia anyway

Roommate laughs when you ask if the door can stay shut so that spiders don't get in I need to deal with my arachnophobia anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to get groceries drives 30 miles to get to store just because it has self checkout lane.

goes to get groceries drives 30 miles to get to store just because it has self checkout lane.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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