Socially Awkward Penguin

Apply to some awesome guild "Hey thanks for the App, why don't you join us in vent?" Immediately withdraw application.

Apply to some awesome guild

see boss using urinal go to stall, pretend to poop

see boss using urinal go to stall, pretend to poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

comments on same girl's status two days in a row having genuine common interests. vows to to ignore the next few to avoid "creeper status"

comments on same girl's status two days in a row having genuine common interests.  vows to to ignore the next few to avoid

hears the word "unzipped" looks at all the crotches

hears the word

Hit on girl at bookstore while reading selfhelp books for picking up women including "One-Hour Orgasm"

Hit on girl at bookstore while reading selfhelp books for picking up women including

one upvote zero comments

one upvote zero comments  Socially Awkward Penguin

Send cute girl a text asking if she wants to go out for lunch She texts back and says she's going to her grandma's funeral today

Send cute girl a text asking if she wants to go out for lunch She texts back and says she's going to her grandma's funeral today  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to pee after somebody shits everything thinks you shit

goes to pee after somebody shits everything thinks you shit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Taking a dump in office bathroom Wait for everyone to leave the room before getting out the cabin

Taking a dump in office bathroom Wait for everyone to leave the room before getting out the cabin  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone walks in to public bathroom while using urinal lean forward so he doesn't see your penis

someone walks in to public bathroom while using urinal lean forward so he doesn't see your penis  Socially Awkward Penguin
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