Socially Awkward Penguin

Sales clerk asks if you need help finding anything leave the store without tonight's dinner

Sales clerk asks if you need help finding anything leave the store without tonight's dinner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wear a cool new shirt under jacket never take off jacket

Wear a cool new shirt under jacket never take off jacket  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to hug mother in law, she goes in for a peck on the cheek get kissed on the neck

Go to hug mother in law, she goes in for a peck on the cheek   get kissed on the neck  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins reddit To scared to post or comment

Joins reddit To scared to post or comment    Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to be open and honest, admits that he likes black girls to the white blond crush

Tries to be open and honest, admits that he likes black girls to the white blond crush  Socially Awkward Penguin

has long and vivid dreams still extremely socially awkward in them

has long and vivid dreams still extremely socially awkward in them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try oMEGLE Too shy for anonymous internet conversation

Try oMEGLE Too shy for anonymous internet conversation    Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends 10 minutes typing a reddit comment deletes it in fear of being downvoted to oblivion

Spends 10 minutes typing a reddit comment deletes it in fear of being downvoted to oblivion  Socially Awkward Penguin

throws hand forward thinking bag fell off shoulder while walking accidentally smacks random passerbyer in the ass pretty hard.

throws hand forward thinking bag fell off shoulder while walking accidentally smacks random passerbyer in the ass pretty hard.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets asked to dance by hot girl at bar plans to never go back to said bar in hopes of preventing that from ever occuring again

Gets asked to dance by hot girl at bar plans to never go back to said bar in hopes of preventing that from ever occuring again  Socially Awkward Penguin
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